|20 thumbs down agents
||[May. 24th, 2006|10:37 pm]
P. N. Elrod
Well, the day has been tough for my buds at Absolute Write dot com.
A very strange person managed (with the aid of a panicked ISP employee of questionable intelligence) to shut down the whole site.
The full story is here:
sent to me by the ever alert st_jb. Thanks, girl!
And now I'm once more posting the
20 Thumbs Down Agents List
The Abacus Group Literary Agency
Allred and Allred Literary Agents (refers clients to "book doctor" Victor West of Pacific Literary Services)
Capital Literary Agency (formerly American Literary Agents of Washington, Inc.)
Barbara Bauer Literary Agency
Benedict & Associates (also d/b/a B.A. Literary Agency)
Sherwood Broome, Inc.
Desert Rose Literary Agency
Arthur Fleming Associates
Finesse Literary Agency (Karen Carr)
Brock Gannon Literary Agency
Harris Literary Agency
The Literary Agency Group, which includes the following:
Children's Literary Agency
Christian Literary Agency
New York Literary Agency
Poets Literary Agency
The Screenplay Agency
Stylus Literary Agency (formerly ST Literary Agency)
Writers Literary & Publishing Services Company (the editing arm of the above-mentioned agencies)
Martin-McLean Literary Associates
Mocknick Productions Literary Agency, Inc.
B.K. Nelson, Inc.
The Robins Agency (Cris Robins)
Michele Rooney Literary Agency (also d/b/a Creative Literary Agency and Simply Nonfiction)
Southeast Literary Agency
Mark Sullivan Associates
West Coast Literary Associates (also d/b/a California Literary Services)
I ask that other writers on this blog to copy and paste this list in their blogs as well. Get the word out. Shine a light on these scammers and put them out of business!
Here is a link on the SFWA site where it appeared outside of Absolute Write. Post it, too.
It ain't libel when it's true.
Like to hear BB's side? Not that she's making any public comments that I've heard.
Ask if she's ever placed a single title in any place but a vanity house.
Ask why she's charging writers money for not doing anything for them.
Well, maybe not. She'll just send you abusive e-mails full of drive-by threats. I've gotten a couple myself:
This is the first, under the subject header: Cease and Desist
"Dear P.N. Elrod and Associates: This is in regard to the unauthorized representation of my agency on your web site. The name of the Barbara Bauer Literary Agency, Inc., is a proprietary name. It is private property under the law, and you have not obtained permission to use the name of the company, which is a person under the law. Remove the post promptly, since it is both disparaging and inappropriate. Sincerely, Barbara Bauer, Ph.D. P.S. Who is Miss Snark? How clever and convenient for one of my competitors to put up a fictitious person to defame me in order to unjustly enrich themselves."
I checked with a writer friend who works in the business sector; she assured me all of the above about "proprietary stuff" is horse hockey. Miss Snark is a legit literary agent who makes her money by working. She actually sells books to publishers for money, collecting her cut only AFTER a sale is made, which is how honest literary agents work.
This is an alien concept to Ms Bauer, but when one considers how much she charges writers who are so unlucky to cross her path, the words "unjustly enrich" do come to mind.
"Hey, great to hear from you!
The Barbara Bauer agency name stays up until its website shows covers to any books it has sold for the writers and a link to the authors' websites or to the books' pages on Amazon.
Send me a link soon as you make a sale! Send one to Miss Snark, Victoria Strauss & Ann Crispin. I bet they'll be cheering and take the name off their postings as well. Think how defamed THEY will be if you prove them wrong!
See you in the funny papers!"
The next morning I got this:
Subject: Re: Extortion and blackmail
"Dear P.N. Elrod: I will not submit to your extortion and blackmail through your unauthorized false advertising which you have published in order to mislead consumers. Please provide me with complete street mailing addresses and telephone numbers for yourself and Miss Snark or for those of your and Miss Snark's respective attorneys. I have already received the street mailing address of Crispin and Stauss's attorney, Mr. Charles Petit, Esq. Thank you. Sincerely, Barbara Bauer, Ph.D."
More horse hockey. I've never asked her for money, but she ain't shy about it. She's demanded a billion dollars from the Blue Meanies who have dared to tell the truth about her.
Gosh-o-goodness! -- She sure is proud of that English degree she got back in 1979. She signs everything with that after her name. She's even got an old pic of herself on her website wearing her cap and gown like it's a big deal after all this time. Who freakin' cares?
MY agent's website has:
1) Lists of all the writers it represents and their websites;
2) Titles of the books they've sold;
3) Titles of books about to be released and the publishers they're with.
4) Writers and publishers you've actually HEARD of!
(All of the above is suspiciously absent from BBs website. Scam alert!!)
Funny--no space on my agent's site is wasted on old grad pics of the staff. Maybe I should mention that to them.
My response to BB's last mail was pretty much "Yeah, so what? Ain't gonna happen." and she has not contacted me again. Her usual style is to throw out those letters, then vanish. She won't be taking legal action, since lawyers cost money. I'm thinking this would make for a fun Boston Legal episode. We lock a scamming literary agent character in a room with Denny Crane and they can swap notes about mad cow disease.
Hopefully, the wonderful folk behind Absolute Write will soon find a better ISP host and get the site back up better than ever. They have my full support for helping neos avoid the sharks out there.
Even the crazy ones.
ONE MORE!! st_jb sent me this link to BB's other job. Beverage alert!!! BWAH!